ao3tagoftheday:

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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I admire your devotion to duty

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Aug 18, 2018

chapelsflowers:

creature-a:

iamthegreeneyedmonster:

forceguardian:

lpfan9976:

croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

That last line :((((

There is more:

The fact that she actually had a plausible reason for the muzzle makes this even better.

(via bestfunny)

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Jul 28, 2018

beyoncescock:

this is ridiculous but also fascinating like everyone in our dream are apparently people we have encountered/seen

(via cartel)

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Jul 28, 2018

bubblebaath:

game development

(via troubled-pasta-deleted-deactiva)

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Jul 28, 2018

viparious:

thisboyinabinder:

osterfields:

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW

And drive

N ASC AR

And wear

Tr u ck hA ts

(via cartel)

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Jul 28, 2018

preach:

lastjedie:

Super blue blood moon rises behind Parthenon, in Athens January 2018

(via bestfunny)

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Jul 28, 2018

here’s the thing

this-name-has-been-changed:

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pokeslytherinandy:

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for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o'pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

still doin it

answer me you heathens

answer me

answer me you cowards

answer the question

Have they answered u yet

no i’m furious

answer the question

Perseverance is my only virtue

cowards

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman​ answer my prayers you negligent absent god

every single person on here? cowardly bitches. 

face your mortality. choose your requiem. 

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

(via spongebobssquarepants)

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Jul 28, 2018

bettsplendens:

thedoctorknits:

aveanexalea:

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

He stops and looks both ways?!?

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

(via cartel)

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Jul 28, 2018

peteryouadorablefuck:

Mark Ruffalo being relatable for 7 gifs straight™️

Originally posted by niallerislife-24

Originally posted by stream

Originally posted by thexstarkest

Originally posted by misscrosslord

Originally posted by docty-strange

Originally posted by hobrien

Originally posted by lockedwithloki

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Jul 28, 2018

spanishchampagnepapi:

infinity war bloopers!

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Jul 28, 2018